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Ballads of the BK Bladers

 

Recently The BK Bladers held a Song contest, We Chose a Song and changed the words to make it into a Bourne & Kraatz Song. Here Are The Results of the Contest:

The Winner:

We decided that everyone should win, but everyone agreed the Hydroblade Girl's Song was wonderful, it was especially neat because she used a song that B & K have skated to; Sometimes when We Touch.

Here it is:

Sometimes When We Skate

(You Guess the Tune!!!)

We skated in Nagano;
Thought we had a medal lock
But we ended up in 4th place
Due to judging by a bloc

And who are they to judge us
Merely by our style of dance?
Since it's not what they are used to,
They won't give us a chance!

--Chorus--
And sometimes when we skate
The marks are not that great
And we have to shake our heads
And wonder "Why?"
To ourselves we remain true
It's all we know to do,
We just hope that
The controversy subsides...

Ice dance and all its strategy
Leaves the sport looking like a fake
We win our medals on the ice
Because bribes we just won't make!

We're innovative skaters
Trying mew things wvery year.
But seems all they like is drama
It really isn't fair!

--Chorus--
And sometimes when we skate
The marks are not that great
And we have to shake our heads
And wonder "Why?"
To ourselves we remain true
It's all we know to do,
We just hope that
The controversy subsides...

We know that we can beat them
And take them to their knees!
Sometimes it just seems that
We;ll be in 3rd place endlessly...

Just when we think we've done it
And the scandal's at an end;
We debut out new free dance, and
That shady judging flares again!!!

Oh, oh...

--Chorus--
And sometimes when we skate
The marks are not that great
And we have to shake our heads
And wonder "Why?"
To ourselves we remain true
It's all we know to do,
We just hope that
The controversy subsides... (repeat)

 


 And Here are the rest of the songs:

Elton John's "Ain't Nothin Like The Real Thing" from the album "Duets"

Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby
Ain't nothing like the real thing
Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby
Ain't nothing like the real thing

We do "Meet Her at The Love Parade"
But it can't seem to come to me
As we do the spins and lifts
I realize it's just coreographed fate

I hold you in my arms, but you're not here
The chemistry isn't there, I fear
And although you try to scape from my hands
I won't let you fall at the end

All we need is the real thing, baby
Ain't nothing like the real thing
Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby
Ain't nothing like the real thing

 


Music - IN THE NAVY (In the Bladers)

Where can you buy T-shirts
Laugh until your sides hurt
Look at Lynn's photography.
Discuss Shae-Lynn's meniscus
Block judging and the dance fuss
And write some VButt poetry.

In the Bladers
Shae is queen and Vic is king
In the Bladers
Our chats are always in full swing
In the Bladers
The place where "it's an ice-dance thing"
In the Bladers
In the Bladers.

I.S.U.
I.S.U.
block judged Olympics and World's too.

Music changes to Y.M.C.A (Why, B&K)

Victor, I was so proud that day
At Olympics
When you skated with Shae
You were perfect
In your usual way
But the judges panned your dancing.

Judges, when you gave gold to
Pasha's "Memorial"
I knew judges were so dictatorial
and I knew You"d find
How to stop our team advancing.

I hung my head and said Why, B&K
And I started to cry, B&K
You've got everything
That should get you the gold
But they leave you out in the cold.
Why B & K?

(I had something to Macho Man called Victor's Butt
but I don't think so.)

 


Krash & Bourne

 If Shae falls,
Vic will catch her,
he'll be waiting,
Time after time!


lutzskate

  1. *To the tune of "Hey! Hey! We're the Monkeys!"*
  2. Hey! Hey! We're the Bladers!
    And people say we're seen all around
    But we're too busy cheering
    To put anybody down

    Let's hear it for Shae-Lynn
    And Victor, he's a cutie too!
    Without having them to cheer for,
    We just wouldn't know what to do

    We're like one big family
    We've followed them through thick and thin
    And you're gonna hear us cheerin'
    At worlds when the finally WIN!

    Hey! Hey! We're the Bladers!
    We'll shout it out really loud!
    We'll let Shae and Victor know
    They make us extremely proud!

    Hey! Hey! We're the Bladers!

     

  3. "Y.M.C.A." Here it is!:
  4. You there! There's no need to feel down
    I said, you there! Pick yourself off the ground
    I said, you there, you don't need a big frown
    There's no need to be unhappy

    You there! Are you listening to me?
    I said you there?
    Where do you wanna be?
    There's a place where
    Your opinions roam free
    And you're treated like fam-i-ly

    It's fun to be in the B-K BLA-DERS!
    It's fun to be in the B-K BLA-DERS! (yeah)
    We have everything for you to have fun.
    You can chat and cheer for Number one!!

    It's fun to be in the B-K BLA-DERS!
    It's fun to be in the B-K BLA-DERS! (yeah)
    You can let yourself scream
    You can laugh all you will
    You can do whatever you feel.

    B-K BLADERS!

     

  5. Here's a 3rd song - dedicated to all of the JUDGES!

To the tune of "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley -

* You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Just liein' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Liein' all the time
Well, you ain't never judged the truth and you ain't no friend of mine

*Repeat

Well they said you was high classed
Well, that was just a lie
Yeah! they said you was high classed
Well, that was just a lie
You ain't never judged the truth and you ain't no friend of mine

*Repeat

Well, you ain't never judged the truth and you ain't no friend of mine!

 


They're So High ! adapted from She's So High by Tal Bachman

 I've included the real words to She's So High(small writing) in case anyone doesn't know them.

Tal's first verse:

She's blood / Flesh and Bone

No tucks or silicone

She's touch smell sight taste and sound

But somehow I can't believe

that anything should happen

I know where I belong

And nothin's going to happen

Tal's Chorus:

'Cause she's so High

High above me,

She's so lovely

She's so High

like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite

2nd verse (and my favourite one )

1st class and fancy free

She's High Society

She's got the best of everything

What could a guy like me ever really offer

She's perfect as she can be

Why should I even bother

---Chorus---

3rd Verse:

She comes to speak to me

I freeze immediatly

'Cause what she say's sounds so unreal

'Cause somehow I can't believe

that anything should happen

'Cause I know where I belong

And nothin's going to happen

---Chorus---

 

My first verse:

Crisp Ice

Flashing blades

No Ugly Masquerade

They're Technically & Artistically sound

And somehow I can't believe that nothin' yet has happened

We know where they belong

And something better happen Yeaahah!

Chorus:

'Cause they're so high

High above them

Their main rivals

They're so high

Like Gold medalists, olympic or world champions

They're so high, high above them

1st place, where they should be

Starting with High Society

They're the best at everything

Every year they have so much to offer

yet they're alway's number three

Why should they even bother-boohoo

---Chorus---

They better finally

win gold immediatly

And when they do it'll be for real ( unlike some )

'Cause somehow I can't Believe

that these others keep winning

We know where they belong

and they better start winning, yeah yeah yeah !

---Chorus---

 


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